my uncle just flew over.... when he arrived i was doing the dishes...
uncle: do you take it(washing the dishes) in turns then?
me: yeah...
uncle: we used to have to do the same thing when we was abou' your age...'cept we had to dry the dishes as well, cuz the temperature was much lower so we had to wipe the dishes dry...and me mum used to use all the bloody dishes in the house when she cooked for us! it was horrible!
(and i started laughing at him...)
yup... i made myself dinner tonight. :D
i made myself steak!
and you know what?!?
i make a bloody fine steak!
i'll let you try it one day!
i got to use the brutal-meat-bashing-hammer thingy!
its a great de-stresser for all those stressed out shrumps out there...
so...i watched muppet treasure island a while ago...
(billy bones is dying on his bed...)
Billy Bones: Beware lad, beware.
Jim Hawkins: What, the one-legged man?
Billy Bones: Aye, but also, beware running with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until someone loses an eye.
[Billy Bones has apparently died]
Rizzo: He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie!
Billy Bones: [Billy Bones suddenly wakes up and, without opening his eyes, grabs Gonzo's nose to pull him closer] Jimmy-jim-jim-jim-jim! You've always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.
Gonzo: But I'm not Jimmy-jim-jim-jim-jim. [Nods at Jim]
Gonzo: *He's* Jimmy-jim-jim-jim-jim.
Billy Bones: [Billy Bones grabs Jim's shirt and pulls him closer] Jim?
Jim Hawkins: Yes?
Billy Bones: Jimmy-jim-jim-jim-jim!
Jim Hawkins: Yes Captain, what is it?
Squire Trelawney: Gentlemen, this is a genuine bona-fide treasure map.
Jim Hawkins: Really?
Squire Trelawney: Oh, yes. Mr. Bimble told me so. [pause]
Squire Trelawney: Oh, Mr. Bimble is the man who lives in my finger. He is very smart. He's been to the moon. [puts finger to his ear]
Squire Trelawney: Oh, thank you... twice.
Rizzo: I smell a bozo.
Captain Abraham Smollett: Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
[Everyone points at Young Squire Trelawney, who in turn points at his finger]
Captain Abraham Smollett: Your finger hired the crew?
Squire Trelawney: No, that's silly. The man who *lives* in my finger hired the crew: Mr. Bimble. [Holds finger to ear] Squire Trelawney: What? Oh, he says that he relied heavily on the help of an excellent cook, Long John Silver. Captain Abraham Smollett: A cook? And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?
Squire Trelawney: Exactly!
Captain Abraham Smollett: [Smollet and Mr. Erroll sigh heavily] I'm starting to have my doubts about this voyage. Mr. Samuel Erroll: Mm-hmm...
and i learnt the definition of the sea...
Gonzo: We want to go out to sea!
squire trelawney: Sea? (clueless)
gonzo: you know... the big blue wet thing?
squire trelawney: Ohhhh! the BIG BLUE WET THING!
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